“Music trivia.”

“I’m telling you, this is one area she is not a Goofy Doofus.”

“Alright, alright, let’s see if she knows her stuff. Goofy!”

“Hi Ranko-chan!”

“Miss Shannon over here tells me you’re the resident music knowledge champ. I’ve got a couple of questions for you.”

“Okay! Hi Shannon-sama!”

“Hi, Hoshi.”

“Okay, first question. What’s the most famous piece of music ever composed in five-four time?”

“Five-four time?”

“Easy. ‘Theme from Mission Impossible’. Lalo Schifrin composed it.”

*cough*

“I told you.”

“Okay, okay, that was an easy one. Let’s try something tougher.”

“Uh huh.”

“Transpose E-flat alto saxophone to concert pitch.”

“Up a major sixth.”

“Oh, yeah. Why not ask her what color the sky is?”

“Pink!”

“Pink?”

“Heheee…”

“Transpose B-flat tenor saxophone to concert pitch, then.”

“Up a major ninth.”

“Transpose E-flat baritone saxophone for bass clef!”

“Add three sharps.”

“When was Mozart born?”

“1756. Salzburg.”

“How many operas did he write?”

“23″

“Please don’t ask her to name them.”

“Recite the circle of fifths!”

“C, G, D, A, E, B, G-flat, D-flat, A-flat, E-flat, B-flat, F.”

“You done yet?”

“Amazing! She’s supposed to be a doofus, but instead she’s the Professor of Musicness!”

*giggle*

“She ever gets on ‘Jeopardy!’ and the final question is about music, we’re all going to be rich.”

“Word.”

“Yay!”

“We gots zillions of updates today. Page 23 of our color webcomic is up and it’s brand new!”

“Chapter Five of our webnovel was published over the weekend too.”

“There’s also a couple of sweet Lore updates. We’ve got a page about Goofy’s Golden Sword and a huge list of information on Miss Shannon’s Battle Armor. The Lore Pages are after the comics.”

“We’ve got a new DeviantArt page too where all of our artists are going to put their best drawings and illustrations.”

“We’ve got an all new page for new readers of LadyStar.”

“And me and Teko are on Twitter now so we can update with lots of super-neat new stuff any time we want. We got lots more updates, so come see! Ja!”

“You know how some sites have like one free chapter so you can see if their book is any good?”

“Yeah. That’s pretty cool. It’s just like going to the bookstore and reading some of the book before you buy it.”

“But we give all the chapters away for free.”

“Because we’re the crazy LadyStar peoples! Come on, Miss Shannon. We’ve got a guard cat that’s been asleep for six years! Our leader is a goofball blond girl that’s as smart as Mozart about music but wears yellow tennis shoes as a fashion statement! We have a bird that makes magic flowers appear after he steals the orange slices from my lunch!”

“We still talk about Pluto.”

“Well that’s because Pluto’s a planet.”

“Yeah, you savvy?”

“That’s our webnovel. It’s called Descent into the Ivyreef Deeps and it’s all about when we explore this big spooky mine that’s part of an undersea volcano!”

“We get new web-chapters on Wednesdays and Saturdays. Each one is only two pages, so you can read them really quick, just like our comics.”

“We just published Chapter Four yesterday. It’s called Spectrum Deflect!”

“Wonder if that huge creature is coming back.”

“We’ll out this weekend. Bye everyone!”