“Okay, Talitha-chan is the super-smartest person in the whole band room. She’s the smartest person in the whole world. I think she’s even the smartest person in outer space.”

“Oh, my goodness.”

“Outer space is a big place.”

“Sounds like the tag line from a science fiction movie.”

“What did Hayashi do that makes her the smartest person in all of science fiction?”

“Okay, first she made a whole new web site that’s got all the same stuff from the Band Room site, but that anyone can put on their web site, but only a few articles at a time, and it talks to our site and every time we put something on our page, it shows up on their page.”

“This is why we leave the technology stuff to the Professor. I have no idea what Goofster just said.”

“There’s a new orange button in the menu!”

“Yeah! That’s our new web site, and you can even put it in your browser menu!”

“It’s an RSS Feed.”

“Oh, I get it. You click on it to subscribe and then it updates in your browser or reader program whenever we add a new article.”

“It’s free too!”

“That’s pretty slick. People can keep up on all the band room happenings even if they don’t visit the site that day.”

“And since we’re covering all the LadyStar updates like the webnovels and games, all our readers have to do is subscribe to one feed and they’re automatically following everything on all of our sites.”

“That’s super-cool Shannon-sama! But that’s not the best part. Talitha-chan made it so every time we put up an article it automatically gets added to me and Teko’s Twitter Page! Isn’t that neat? That way all the people who read our Twitter page for updates won’t miss out on anything!”

!

“Looks like Teko’s impressed.”

“Ooh, one more thing.”

“What?”

“Heheheheee… I got another number button. This one is lime.”

sigh

“It’s Friday, so I thought we should have another game! This one is from Acey-san’s Battlecruiser Arcade and it’s called ‘Gazzoline Deluxe.’ You get to run your own gas station and help all the little drivers keep their cars running. If you get a high score, leave a comment and tell us how you did! If we get enough high scores we’ll do an article about them!”

“I hope you can race the little cars around.”

“Everything turned off when the phone rang. That was neat.”

“The little shrimp was cute.”

“Especially with the evil snicker. Reehehehehehe….”

“That’s the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen in my life.”

“Whatever you do don’t show it to Jessica.”

“Why not? This is like, classic Goofster video alert stuff.”

“It’s got a singing sunflower in it.”

“Correction. A singing and dancing sunflower.”

“And dancing zombies.”

“I’m still not following you.”

“Okay, we’re going show Jessica Hoshi a singing and dancing sunflower. Imagine an explosion of hearts, butterflies, stars, sparkles and pink unicorns with enough power to destroy a medium sized solar system.”

“heh”

“That’s a lot of butterflies.”

“Okay, so the plan is we don’t show the video to Jessica.”

“Show me what video?”

“RUN!”