“There’s a new chapter of The Dreamspeaker on our webnovel site. It’s about when a bad guy named Kenesh is making plans to attack us.”

“Plus, we just published Chapter Fifteen of Descent into the Ivyreef Deeps. Do you think Talitha’s healing potion can cure my deafness?”

“There’s new chapters every Saturday and Wednesday, so be sure to check the Ajan Champions sites for new LadyStar adventures!”

“Come visit me and Teko on Twitter! Ja minna!”

“We gots zillions of updates today. Page 23 of our color webcomic is up and it’s brand new!”

“Chapter Five of our webnovel was published over the weekend too.”

“There’s also a couple of sweet Lore updates. We’ve got a page about Goofy’s Golden Sword and a huge list of information on Miss Shannon’s Battle Armor. The Lore Pages are after the comics.”

“We’ve got a new DeviantArt page too where all of our artists are going to put their best drawings and illustrations.”

“We’ve got an all new page for new readers of LadyStar.”

“And me and Teko are on Twitter now so we can update with lots of super-neat new stuff any time we want. We got lots more updates, so come see! Ja!”

“You know how some sites have like one free chapter so you can see if their book is any good?”

“Yeah. That’s pretty cool. It’s just like going to the bookstore and reading some of the book before you buy it.”

“But we give all the chapters away for free.”

“Because we’re the crazy LadyStar peoples! Come on, Miss Shannon. We’ve got a guard cat that’s been asleep for six years! Our leader is a goofball blond girl that’s as smart as Mozart about music but wears yellow tennis shoes as a fashion statement! We have a bird that makes magic flowers appear after he steals the orange slices from my lunch!”

“We still talk about Pluto.”

“Well that’s because Pluto’s a planet.”

“Yeah, you savvy?”