“It’s a new chapter day, so we put up Bandits, which is Chapter Eleven of The Dreamspeaker webnovel. We all disappear in this chapter except for Cici-chan. I hope we come back or the story won’t really be about us any more.

“Okay, pay attention, folks, because we’ve got the holiday weekend updates for you. We’ve got Reina’s Page in the Hall of Warriors with new information about her ultra-powerful dagger, and while you’re over there, check out Miss Shannon’s all-new Ajan Warrior of the Night Page with the extra-detailed information about her powers, weapons, armor, gear and of course, the gigantic supercat that follows her around when she’s doing that Huntress thing.”

“There’s a new chapter of The Dreamspeaker on our webnovel site. It’s about when a bad guy named Kenesh is making plans to attack us.”

“Plus, we just published Chapter Fifteen of Descent into the Ivyreef Deeps. Do you think Talitha’s healing potion can cure my deafness?”